Glinda: (spoken) Elfie? Now that we're friends I'v decided
to make you my new project!
Elphaba: (spoken) You really don't have to do that.
Glinda: (spoken) I know. that's what makes me so nice!
(sung) Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I!
And let's face it who isn't less fortunate than I!
My tender heart tends to start to bleed! And when
someone needs a makeover I simple have to takeover!
I know, I know, exactly what they need! And even in
your case, though it's the toughest case I'v yet to
face! Don't worry! I'm determined to succeed! Follow
my lead, and yes indeed, you...will...be...POPULAR!
Your gonna be POPULAR! I'll teach ya the proper ploys
when you talk to boys! Little way to flirt and flouce!
ooh! I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your
hair everything that really counts to be POPULAR! I'll
help you be POPULAR! You'll with a right cohorts,
you'll be goo at sports, know the slang you've gotta
know! So let's start 'cause you've got an awefully
long way to go! Don't be offended by my frank analyisis
think of it as personality dialaysis! Now that I'v
chosen to become a pal, a sister, and adviser, there's
nobody wiser! Not when it comes to POPULAR, I know about
POPULAR, and with an assist from me to be who you'll be
instead of dreary who you were, well are, there;s nothing
that can stop you from becoming POPULER, LAR! LA LA LA LA
we're gonna make you POPULAR! When I see depressing
creatures with unprepossesing features, I remind them on
their own belf to think of celebrated head of or especialy
great communicators did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh! They were POPULAR! PLease! It's all
about POPULAR! It's not about aptitude, it's the you feud,
so it's very shrewed to be, very very POPULAR like me!
(spoken) Why Ms.Elphaba, look at you you're beautiful.
Elphaba: I - I have to go.
Glinda: YOu're welcome. And though you protest, your
disinterest, I know clandestinly... You're gonna grin
and bare it your new found POPULARITY! AH! LA LA LA LA!
You'll be POPULAR! Just not Quite as POPUALAR as me!!!