MThd MTrk NOTES: Got brave and converted the .mid to .wav to use in Windows Movie Maker. Eventually got the video portion of the clip interlaced with the converted audio file and the result surprised even me....... May 22, 2009 STEWIE You know, you're going about this all wrong, Brian. If you want to win people over you can't just drone on like Ben Stein--you've got to have a little more showmanship. Here. Watch. (MUSIC) STEWIE (SUNG) NOW EVERYBODY GATHER 'ROUND AND LISTEN, IF YOU WOULD WHEN I TELL YOU EVERY PERSON NEEDS A WAY OF FEELING GOOD. EVERY KITTY NEEDS A BALL OF STRING AND EVERY DOG A STICK. BRIAN AND STEWIE BUT, ALL YOU NEED IS A BAG O' WEED TO REALLY GET A KICK. CHORUS ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT A BAG O' WEED A BAG O' WEED EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH A BAG O' WEED IT'S THE ONLY HELP THAT YOU'LL EVER NEED BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH A BAG O' WEED! STEWIE There you go. You're all getting it, now. CHORUS WHEN TEXAS PEOPLE WANT TO FEEL GOOD STEWIE THEY GO ASSAULT A QUEER CHORUS WHEN STUPID PEOPLE NEED A THRILL STEWIE THEY RENT "THE ROCKETEER" CHORUS WHEN MICHAEL JACKSON NEEDS A RUSH STEWIE HE HUMPS A GUY LIKE ME CHORUS RIGHT! BUT ALL WE NEED IS A BAG O' WEED TO KEEP US WORRY-FREE ONE TWO THREE OH, A BAG O' WEED A BAG O' WEED EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH A BAG O' WEED NO YOU DON'T NEED METH AND YOU DON'T NEED SPEED BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH A BAG O' WEED! STEWIE (Spoken) Have a go, Brian! BRIAN AS MISTER H.L. MENCKEN SAID, "THE COMMON MAN'S A FOOL" STEWIE AND JUST LIKE HELEN KELLER SAID, "DOOF DOOGIE BEEBO BOOL" BRIAN BUT TRY AND USE YOUR HEADS AND DON'T BUY ALL THE FEAR CHORUS HEY! 'CAUSE ALL WE NEED IS A BAG O' WEED TO MAKE US WANNA CHEER! AND ONE TWO A BAG O' WEED A BAG O' WEED OH EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH A BAG O' WEED YOU CAN TRY AND FIGHT BUT WE'RE ALL AGREED BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH A BAG O' WEED! (Instrumental and Dance break) ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT AND ONE TWO THREE FOUR AND FIVE AND SIX AND SEVEN OH, A BAG O' WEED A BAG O' WEED EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH A BAG O' WEED YOU'RE A HAPPY GUY WHEN YOU PLANT THE SEED BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH A BAG O' WEED. OH EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH A BAG O' WEED! "URINETOWN" Finale--Act 1 T Q] X Y / MTrk " Piano Melody ! c O Od Cd`CP OP Fd Rd`RP FP Fd RdPRP FP Fd RdpRP FP Hd Td`TP HP Fd Rd`RP FP Fd RdPRP FP Fd RdpRP FP Hd TdeTP HPHd TdpTP HP Hd TdeTP HPHd TdpTP HP Hd TdeTP HPHd TdpTP HP Hd TdeTP HPHd TdpTP HP Jd VdfVP JPzFd RdfRP FPzFd RdfRP FPzFd RdeRP FPFd RdpRP FP Od Cd`CP OP Fd Rd`RP FP Fd RdSFd Rd RP FPeFP RPFd RduRP FP Hd Td`TP HP Fd Rd`RP FP Fd Rd`RP FPpFd RdpHd Td}RP FPsHd TdrTP HP~Hd Td}TP HPsHd TdrTP HP~Hd Td}TP HPsHd TdrTP HP~Hd Td}TP HPsHd TdrTP HP~Jd Vd}TP HPcJP VP Fd Rd`RP FP Wd Kd KP WP@Fd`FP Cd`CPCd`CPCd`CP Cd CP`Cd CP`CdpCPpCdpCPpCdpCPpCdpCPpCdpCPpCdpCPpCdpCPp?dp?Pp>d@>P`Dd`DPDd`DPDd`DP Dd`DP Dd DP`Dd DP`DdpDPpDdpDPpDdpDPpDdpDPpDdpDPpAdpAPp?dp?PpAdpAPpCdpCP0Cd`CPCd`CPCd`CP Cd`CP Cd`CP Cd`CP CdpCPpCdpCPpCdpCPpCdpCPpCdpCPpCdpCPpCdpCPp?dp?Pp>dp>P0FdeFP{FdeFP{FdeFP{FdeFP{FdpFP FdpFP HdpHPpFdpFPpFdpFPpFdpFPpHdpHPpFdpFPpHdpHPpJdpJPpCd Fd ?d ?P FP CP.ed qd Md Ad Yd