Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer Lyrics

Mungojerrie:  MUNGOJERRIE
Rumpleteazer: AND RUMPLETEAZER
Both:         WE'RE A NOTORIOUS COUPLE OF CATS
Rumpleteazer: AS KNOCKABOUT CLOWNS, QUICK-CHANGE COMEDIANS
              TIGHT-ROPE WALKERS AND ACROBATS
Mungojerrie:  WE HAVE AN EXTENSIVE REPUTATION
              WE MAKE OUR HOME IN VICTORIA GROVE
              THIS IS MERELY OUR CENTER OF OPERATION, FOR
Both:         WE ARE INCURABLY GIVEN TO ROVE
              WHEN THE FAMILY ASSEMBLES FOR SUNDAY DINNER
              WITH THEIR MINDS MADE UP THAT THEY WON'T GET THINNER
Mungojerrie:  ON ARGENTINE JOINT
Rumpleteazer: POTATOES AND GREENS
              THEN THE COOK WOULD APPEAR FROM BEHIND THE SCENES
Mungojerrie:  AND SAY IN A VOICE THAT WAS BROKEN WITH SORROW
              I'M AFRAID YOU MUST WAIT AND HAVE DINNER TOMORROW
              THE JOINT HAS GONE FROM THE OVEN LIKE THAT
Both:         THEN THE FAMILY WILL SAY, "IT'S THAT HORRIBLE CAT!
Mungojerrie:  WAS IT MUNGOJERRIE?
Rumpleteazer: OR RUMPLETEAZER?"
Both:         AND MOST OF THE TIME, THEY LEAVE IT AT THAT
              MUNGOJERRIE AND RUMPLETEAZER
              HAVE A WONDERFUL WAY OF WORKING TOGETHER
              AND SOME OF THE TIME YOU WOULD SAY IT WAS LUCK
              AND SOME OF THE TIME YOU WOULD SAY IT WAS WEATHER
              WE GO THROUGH THE HOUSE LIKE A HURRICANE
              AND NO SOBER PERSON COULD TAKE HIS OATH
Mungojerrie:  WAS IT MUNGOJERRIE
Rumpleteazer: OR RUMPLETEAZER? 
Both:         OR COULD YOU HAVE SWORN THAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN BOTH
              AND WHEN YOU HEAR A DINING ROOM SMASH!
              OR UP FROM THE PANTRY, THERE COMES A LOUD CRASH!        
              OR DOWN FROM THE LIBRARY, CAME A LOUD PING
              FROM A VASE THAT WAS COMMONLY SAID TO BE MING
Mungojerrie:  IT WAS MUNGOJERRIE
Rumpleteazer: AND RUMPLETEAZER
Both:         AND THERE'S NOTHING AT ALL TO BE DONE ABOUT THAT!
All Jellicles:AND THERE'S NOTHING AT ALL TO BE DONE ABOUT THAT!