Something Bad Lyrics

Doctor Dillamond:    I'VE HEARD OF AN OX
                     A PROFESSOR FROM QUOX
                     NO LONGER PERMITTED TO TEACH
                     WHO HAS LOST ALL POWERS OF SPEECH
                     AND AN OWL IN MUNCHKIN ROCK
                     A VICAR WITH A THRIVING FLOCK
                     FORBIDDEN TO PREACH
                     NOW HE ONLY CAN SCREECH
                     ONLY RUMORS BUT STILL
                     ENOUGH TO GIVE PAUSE
                     TO ANYONE WITH PAWS
                     SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING IN OZ
Elphaba:             SOMETHING BAD? HAPPENING IN OZ?
Doctor Dillamond:    UNDER THE SURFACE
                     BEHIND THE SCENES
                     SOMETHING BAAAAAAAAAAHHHH... Sorry. Bad.
Elphaba: Doctor Dillamond, if something bad is happening
to the animals, someone's got to tell the Wizard.
That's why we have a Wizard.
                     SO NOTHING BAD
Dillamond & Elphaba: NOTHING ALL THAT BAD
Doctor Dillamond:    NOTHING TRULY BAAAAAAAAAAHHHH... Sorry. Bad.
Elphaba:             IT COULDN'T HAPPEN HERE IN OZ