Popular Lyrics

When ever I see someone less fortunate then I,
and lets face it who isn't less fortunate then I?
My tender heart tends to start to bleed...
And when someone needs a makeover I simply have to takeover
I KNOW
I know...
exactly what they need!
and even in your case...
though its the hardest case I've yet to face,
Dont worry I'm determine to succeed!
Follow, MY, lead and yes indeed...
You.
Will.
Be.
Popular!
Your gonna be popular ill teach you the proper poise when you talk to boys, little ways to flirt and flounce.
Ill show you what shoes to wear 
how ta fix your hair
everything that really counts. to. be.
POPULAR
i know about popular 
youll hang with the right co horts youll be good at sports and know the slang youve got to know so lets start cause youve got an offly long ways to go 
Dont be offended by my frank anaylasis 
Think of it as personality dialasis
Now that I've decided to become a pal a sister and advisor
theres nobody wiser not when it comes to 
POPULAR
please its all about popular 
its not about alptitude its the way your veiwed
so its very shrewed to be 
very very popular like me.
la la la your going to be popular!
And tho you protest your disinterest I know clan destinly 
your gonna grin and wear it 
your new found popularity!
LA LA LA LA youll be popular 
just not quite as popular as 
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

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