Bus Tour Lyrics

Exotic scenery from far away lands
With outstanding bargains on designer brands
A honeymoon in summer our romance is in bloom
We'll be together in our own private room

  We're on a bus tour to the outlet mall...
  We'll be happy somewhere down the road
  On a bus tour -- to the outlet mall

Two months of his salary he spent on my ring
It makes me so happy I just want to sing
We'll be contented both night and day
Put it on credit -- some day we'll pay

  We're on a bus tour to the outlet mall...
  We'll be happy somewhere down the road
  On a bus tour -- to the outlet mall

    We'll listen to our Walkman on the bus
    The driver is so cheerful, he even talks to us

We're self sufficient, we've brought lunch in a sack
Drink all you want to, the restroom's in the back
Recline our seats a bit and drift off to sleep
When we awake, we're gonna get stuff really cheap

  We're on a bus tour to the outlet mall...
  We'll be happy somewhere down the road
  On a bus tour -- to the outlet mall

We'll send a bunch of postcards to our friends
Pictures of Niagara Falls we found in bargain bins

  We're on a bus tour to the outlet mall...
  We'll be happy somewhere down the road
  On a bus tour -- to the outlet mall