U + Me = Us (Calculus) Lyrics

Written by Brian Gunn, Mark Gunn, Josh Schwartz and Brian Kierulf 

I'm losing my hair and my vision is shady 
Last night I dreamt of an overweight lady 
But I need a young thing 
To keep up with my pace 
To hold me in her arms 
And take me straight to second base 

I know my calculus 
It says U + Me = Us 
I know my calculus 
It says U + Me = Us 
Calculus 

Girl algebra, trigonometry 
Could never equal up to what you do to me 
So let's integrate, don't differentiate 
If you were in my class 
There ain't no way I could pass 
I hate english, gym, and not to mention 
I can't even afford to pay my attention 
Philisophy could ever come between us 
But we'll always have our calculus 

I know my calculus 
It says U + Me = Us 
Said I know my calculus 
It says U + Me = Us 
Calculus, calculus 
Westside! 

Well I've never been good at history 
And I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee 
When it comes to co-signs 
I know a thing or two 
And I kicked ass on the test about me and you 

I know my calculus 
It says U + Me = Us 
Said I know my calculus 
It says U + Me = Us 
Calculus 

U 
Plus sign 
Me 
Equal sign 
Us 

U 
Plus sign 
Me 
Equal sign 
Us 

Girl, no subject comes close to you 
2gether, sing it 

I 
Know my 
Calculus 

I know my calculus 
It says U + Me = Us 
Said I know my calculus 
It says U + Me = Us 
Calculus