Regular Guy Lyrics

Written by Brian Gunn, Mark Gunn and Alex Solowitz 

I'm a kind of guy 
A girl takes home to mom 
With pleated khaki pants 
Cologne that's the bomb 
I shake her dad's hand 
And look him in the eye 
And tell him straight up 
I'm just a regular guy 

I'm a regular guy 
Who stays out of trouble 
A regular guy 
Says ma'am on the double 
And I'm a regular guy 
Just like Dawson's Creek 
A regular guy 
Just don't call me a geek 
A geek, yeah 

Sometimes, I remember 
What got me here 
It was fighting and cussing 
And showin' no fear 

I watch Jay Leno 
7th Heaven too 
And I ask myself sometimes 
What would Jesus do? 
I'm buds with my mom 
And I hang out with my dad 
I play everything safe 
So I'll never be sad 

And I'm a regular guy 
Who stays out of trouble 
A regular guy 
Says ma'am on the double 
And I'm a regular guy 
Just like Dawson's Creek 
A regular guy 
Just don't call me a geek 
A geek, yeah 

Damnit, sometimes I wanna 
Smash things up 
Get jacked up 
And whacked up 
And have to pee in a cup 

Son, put the pig down 
Sir, this is a five star restaurant 
Let me see your ID 
You're coming with me 
Hell's your problem? 

And I'm a regular guy 
Who stays out of trouble 
A regular guy 
Says ma'am on the double 
And I'm a regular guy 
Just like Dawson's Creek 
A regular guy 
Just don't call me a geek 
A geek 
I'm a regular guy