Surfer Joe And Moe The Sleaze Lyrics

 Here's a story 'bout Surfer Joe
 He caught the big one
 But he let it go
 
 There's somebody
 Satisfied with winning
 
 Back on the boardwalk
 There's Moe the Sleaze
 Seels good things
 And aims to please
 He's almost even
 But he doesn't mind a handout
 
 Come on down for a pleasure cruise
 We're all going on a pleasure cruise
 Come on down for a pleasure cruise
 Plenty of women
 Plenty of booze
 
 Give your ticket
 To Moe the Sleaze
 He's the one that's weak in the knees
 His pants are bggy
 But you can see them shaking
 I'll introduce you to Surfer Joe
 He may be there
 I really don't know
 We can only smoke garfong
 And watch him ride the big one
 
 Come on down for a pleasure cruise
 We're all going on a pleasure cruise
 Come on down for a pleasure cruise
 Plenty of women
 Plenty of booze
 
 Come on down
 Come on down
 Come on down
 Come on ... 
 
 Here's a story 'bout Surfer Joe
 He caught the big one
 But he let it go
 
 He's somebody
 He's somebody
 He's somebody
 He's somebody
 
 Cone on down
 We're all goin' 
 Come on dow
We're all goin'
 
 Women
 Booze