Can You Tell Me How To Get To The Land Of Bumhacke Lyrics

 HEY!Mr. Snufflupagus! 
 I like your trunk!
 So does Big Bird! 
 Shove it up my ass! 
 Can you tell me how to get
 How to
Where the boys all like to be beat
 How to get to Sesame Street 
 Where there's lots of BUMHACKEY!
 Bumhackey, bumhackey, bumhackey, bumhackey! 
 Look at Mr. Hooper
 Now he's fucking dead 
 Everybody knows he was giving Grover head 
 Look at Grover, he has skinny arms and legs 
 What he got from bumhackey was Mr. Hooper's AIDS!!! 
 Can you tell me how to get
 How to get to Sesame Street 
 Where the boys all like to be beat
 How to get to Sesame Street 
 Where there's lots of BUMHACKEY!
 Bumhackey, bumhackey, bumhackey, bumhackey! 
 Ever wonder about Ernie and Bert? 
 Everybody knows that Bert's a great big flirt 
 Two boys living alone 
 Susan and Gordon can hear 'em moan
 Can you tell me how to get
 How to get to Sesame Street 
 Where the boys all like to be beat
 How to get to Sesame Street 
 Where there's lots of-- 
 BUMHACKEY!! 
 
 -submitted by Sodhed (Reidcoli@Max.cc.uregina.ca)