Fatso Lyrics

This is the last time, this time I will win
It took a long time to gain this weight,
It will take a long time to lose it again

I will have only water for a week, then maybe carrots,
and celery, and if I lose then Sunday I'll have brown rice

Because someone will adore me when my ribs show clearly
and I'm thin even when I sit down
Someone will admire my gorgeous arms and legs
when I'm only one hundred pounds

I bought a doctor's scale on sale today
It takes up half the bathroom, and it's really ugly,
but I know it's going to help me reach my goal

I get so dizzy when I stand up fast, and I don't feel like
dancing but I know I'm gonna do it this time, for sure

Now I walk past the fatsos eating doughnuts,
with cream filling, icing, jimmies, and I am so glad I am not
like them

Because someone will adore me when my ribs show clearly
and I'm thin even when I sit down
Someone will admire my gorgeous arms and legs 
when I'm only one hundred pounds

Last night I dreamed I ate a chocolate cake, and when I
woke up I was sure it was true so I weighed myself just to
make sure and drank a diet coke

I want to be skinny (Oh I am so hungry)