Neighbourhood Lyrics

Who lives in a house like this 
Who lives in a house like this 
In Number 69 there lives a transvestite 
he's a man by day 
but he's a woman at night 
there's a man in number 4 who swears 
he's Saddam Hussein 
Says he's on a chore to start the 
third world war 
oh if you find the time 
please come and stay a while 
in my beautiful neighbourhood 
in 110 they haven't paid the rent 
so there goes the tv with the repo men 
in 999 they make a living from crime 
the house is always empty 'cos they're 
all doin' time 

oh if you find the time 
please come and stay a while 
in my beautiful neighbourhood 
my neighbourhood 
my my my beautiful neighbourhood 
my neighbourhood 
my my my beautiful neighbourhood 

who lives in a house like this 
who lives in a house like this 
in number 18 there lives a big 
butch queen 
he's bigger than Tyson and he's twice 
as mean 
in 666 there lives a Mr. Miller 
he's our local vicar and a serial killer 
 
who lives in a house like this (who lives here, man?) 
who lives in a house like this 
oh they want to knock us down 
'cos they think we're scum 
but we will all be waiting when the 
bulldozers come 
in a neighbourhood like this you know 
it's hard to survive 
so you'd better come prepared 
'cos they won't take us alive