Alsatian Cousin Lyrics

     Were you and he Lovers?
     and would you say so if you were?
     on a forecourt
     on a Friday
     passing my way
     Were you and he Lovers?
     and if you were, then say that you were!
     on a groundsheet
     under canvas
     with your tent-flap
     open wide
     A note upon his desk:
     "P.S. Bring Me Home And Have Me!"
     Leather elbows on a tweed coat
     - Oh! -
     Is THAT the best you can do?
     So came his reply:
     "...but on the desk is where I want you!"
     So I ask (even though I know):
     were you and he Lovers?