All: 
We are the mediocre presidents.
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!
There's Taylor, there's Tyler,
There's Fillmore and there's Hayes.
There's William Henry Harrison;
Harrison:
I died in thirty days!
All: 
We...are...the... 
Adequate, forgettable, 
Occasionally regrettable
Caretaker presidents of the U-S-A!  |