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The Day The Violence Died (Medley) Lyrics

Album/Collection: Songs In The Key Of Springfield
Online Since: 07-Nov-2002
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(A)Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor

Krusty the Clown: Well, Itchy and Scratchy are gone, 
but here's a cartoon that tries to make learning fun!
Heh, heh, heh, huh, oohhh...
Sorry about this kids... But stay tuned,
We've got some real good toy commercials comming up,
I swear!

(B) The Amendment Song

Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of congress!
Amendment: I'm not Garbage!!
(Starts Singing)
I'm an amendment to be,
Yes an amendment to be,
And I'm hoping that they,ll ratify me!
There's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom,
I want to make it legal for policemen to beat 'em,
'Cause there's limits to our liberties
'Least I hope and pray that there are,
'Cause those liberal freaks go to far.
(stop's singing)
kid: But why can't we just make a law against flag-burning
Amendment: Because that would be unconstitutional.
Bt if we change the constitution...
Kid:...We could make all sorts of crazy laws!!
Amendment: Now your catching on!
(song fades away)
Bart: What the hell is this?
Lisa: It's one of those crappy 70's throwbacks 
that appeals to generation Xer's
Bart: We need another Vietnam,
  thin out their ranks a little.
(song returns But still talking)
Kid: But what if they say 
your not good enough to be in the constitution?
(sing again)
Amendment: Then I'll crush all opposition to me,
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay,
If he fights back, 
I'll say that he's gay!!
Congressman: Good News,amendment! They ratified ya!
You're in the constitution!!
 Oh Yeah! Doors open, boys!
(wild, hollering bills storm the capitol)
Lisa: So, it's true some crtoons do encourage violence!
(she punches Bart)
Bart: OW!!

The Day The Violence Died (Medley) Lyrics

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