Canyonero Ad Lyrics

Can ya name the truck with four-wheel drive

Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five?

Canyonero

Canyonero

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down

It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown

Canyonero

(Y'aah!)

      Canyonero
(Canyon-    ero)


[Krusty:] "Hey hey!"


[spoken disclaimer:] "The Federal Highway 

Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for

highway or city driving."


(Canyonero)


Twelve yards long, two lanes wide

Sixty-five tons of American pride

Canyonero

 Canyonero
(Canyonero)


 Top of the line in utility sports
(Ooh____________ooh______

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
ooh________________ooh_____________)

Canyonero

 Canyonero
(Canyonero)

(Y'aah!)


She blinds ev'rybody with her super-high beams

She's a squirrel-squashin' deer-smackin' 

Drivin' machine

Canyonero

(Y'aah!)

      Canyonero
(Canyon-    ero)

(H'aah!)

 Whoa, Canyonero!
(H'aah!)

(Y'aah!)

Whoa, Canyonero!

Whoa!