Spam Lyrics

Spam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it's made in Chernobyl, spam
When I was a child
My family was so poor
We didn't have the finer things in life to eat 
So we had a plan
In a big blue can
The government substitute for meat
Spam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it's made in Chernobyl, spam
To get me to eat it at dinner
They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knewdefeat
And when he got hungry 
When he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat, it was
Spam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it's made in Chernobyl, spam
S-P-A-M don't you know
It's my best friend
S-P-A-M
Oh; again, and again, and again, and again
S-P-A-M don't you know
It's my best friend
S-P-A-M
Oh; again, and again, and again, and again
So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
'Cause there's one meat by-product 
That's best by far, it's 
Spam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it's made in Chernobyl, spam