Spam Lyrics

It's pink and it's oval
Spam
I buy it at the mobil 
Spam
It's made in Chrernobyl
Spam

When I was a child 
My family was so poor
We didn't have the finer things in life to eat
So we had a plan 
In a big blue can
A government substitute for meat

To get me to eat it at dinner 
They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat

S-P-A-M Don't you know it's my best friend
S-P-A-M Again and again
So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
There's one meat by-product that's best by far