Shake Hands With Beef Lyrics

There's a time for lies 
And a time for truth 
I say, eye for an eye 
Eye for a tooth 

When I roamed young 
I'd scavenge around 
Every nook and cranny 
Of our little town 
It's nice, so nice, to be 

Pull out the cannon boys 
Steal us some wine 
Puff Tijuana Smalls 
SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF 

She's so fine 
She's so sweet 
Mom and Pop they raised her 
On huge slabs of meat 

She's fine 
A man of nine 
Water derby day 
Twenty six pumps 
on a Crossman 
And it's time to play 

It's nice, so nice, to be 

Pull out the cannon boys 
Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls 
SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF