Pets Lyrics

Pets
by Porno For Pyros

children are innocent
a teenager's fucked up in the head
adults are even more fucked up
and elderlies are like children

will there be another race 
to come along and take over for us?
maybe martians could do 
better than we've done
we'll make great pets!

my friend says we're like the dinosaurs
only we are doing ourselves in 
much faster than they 
ever did
we'll make great pets!

(you should be able to figure out the chorus.)