Bookmobile Lyrics

  "Book Mobile (Read or Die)" by Pajama Slave Dancers
        off of Heavy Petting Zoo 1989

I drive the bookmobile
thats me behind the whell
Occasioanlly a child i steal
to feed them a learning meal

read read read or DIE
read read read or DIE
read read read or DIE

Negative reinforcement
gets the job done
who ever said
that reading is fun

I'm the spelling judge
And I'm the spelling jury
Improve your Comprehension
Or feel my Fury

read read read or DIE
read read read or DIE
read read read or DIE

You need to read
read with speed
you need to read
'til your eyes bleed

Kids wnat to make money
but don't want to learn
I'm coming down your street sonny
You'll get your turn

read read read or DIE
read read read or DIE
read read read or DIE

I drive the bookmobile
that's me behind the wheel
I drive the book Mobile
It's my job I do it with zeal