Kow Kow (Calqulator) Lyrics

Kow Kow Calqulator 
Was a very smooth operator 
Had himself a pet alligator 
Kept it in a chrome elevator, yeah 

When the sun began to shine 
The alligator come outside 
Kow Kow played the chimes 
Together they would go for a ride 

As they travelled with a heavy load 
They came across a dead horse at the side of the road 
With two generals standing at each end 
Fighting over whose fault it had been 

And all that's left was this war 
And they couldn't get things back together like they were before 

Well, listen 
Turn on your love light 
Turn it on, let it shine 
Inside your heart 
Let it shine, turn it on 
Your love light 
Turn it on 
Turn it on 
Let it shine 
Inside your mind 

So many times Kow Kow had heard it said before 
Oh, don't, Lord, don't go near that door 
The cause of our evil you'll uncover 
Because of our misery you discover 
Well, misery seeks its own company 
Kow Kow had heard it said 

Now he sits there crying 
Oh, with his hands across his head 
Kow Kow Calqulator 
Oh, a very smooth operator 

Get back in your elevator 
Kow Kow Calqulator 
Turn on your love light 
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh 
Let it shine