Heart Attack Man Lyrics

(Beastie Boys/Smith) 

     Drink a six pack and then you play some ball
     Walking down the stairs and then he starts to fall
     Add on two joints and then he starts to sweat
     Two hundred seventy five pounds that you can't forget

     Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
     Spend all your money on your health insurance plan
     Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
     Keep on getting bigger because you know that you can

     Why do you force yourself on top of that girl
     Laugh with all your buddies because it's a man's man's world
     Someday that shit will come back to you
     You've been throwing your weight around and
     Your shit is through

     Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
     Going nowhere, got no master plan
     Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
     Heart Attack

     Weighs in at two seventy five
     My man is lucky to be alive
     Smokin' and drinkin' too
     The Heart Attack Man is gonna be running over you
     Got no God damn respect
     Had to put the big big bitch in check

     Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
     Lungs full of tar and a stomach full of Spam
     Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
     Time to change your ways heart attack man