The Shaggy Show Lyrics

From southwest detroit deep within zug islands industrial waste deopository It's SHAGGY Time!!! Hey, how ya doin down there It's nice to see ya, alright! Waddup ya'll? Welcome to the show I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin know This is my sidekick, fat pat He goes, hehehe, and all of that Anyway on my way here I almost died This bitch in front of me was like 105 They worry about drunks and late night truckers Old ass bitches tryin to kill motha fuckas This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more Then she makes a right into my side door This comedy shit's gettin old The game is to be sold, not to be told You can feel the excitment right? Snoop Dogg is with us tonight hahaha thats what I'm sayin Shit, on the Shaggy Show shiit we ain't playin And that ain't it, also on the show Anotha motha fucka that well, most of ya know You see 'em with me a lot, he's like a brother VIOLENT J'S IN THIS MOTHA FUCKA I like that kid Violent J Hey Mike "Whats up?" how ya doin today? "Just great Shaggz" well thats great Lets give a hand, to Mike E. Clark and that gangsta fun band! We'll be right back with Violent J! Do your homies have money? Are you broke? Yeah Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke? Straight up! Theres nothin you can do but get your PHD Playa Hata's Degree? Thats right Awww hell yeah Player Haters Academy located on welfarm in Detroit offers the finest in Playerhation tactics Yeah thats right Such as the bitch hater Hey man fuck that fine ass bitch! Or the look shooker Yo bitch I may be ugly but atleast I ain't got no money! Or the never ending shooting star Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch! Get your PHD and join a nation of playerhation WORD UP! Ok, my first guest, he's nuty as hell He just served a half a year in the county jail Now he's back, for now atleast Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece Waddup yall? Whats happenin Been 6 months and my dick ain't haven it If I don't hurry up and get me some ass I might bust this nut on your tv glass Anyway I'm workin on my brand new shit A brand new group with my homies twiztid It's called Dark Lotus, should I play some for ya'll? Hell Nah Now I been hearin a little about this and that About you havin some kinda panick attack Tell us, um is it true? And when you have one, what tha fuck do you do? Well I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffe And then all of a sudden I'm like, GET OFF ME! Then I start chokin out pedestriens Untill they give me my shot of calapalestrien But thats all over now and thats that I'm a perfectly normal necropheliac Just don't test me, or pull strings forget it I might grab your neck and do bad things with it Well on that note, thank you J, for real Well just pop you one of them selopian pills Take your ass back stage and relax Snoop Dogg is commin up next!!! Stay right here we'll be right back I like my chilli hot, as a matter of fact I like my chilli so god damn hot That you can cook a hogs ass in a spoonfull When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin I reach for that bottle of mammas god damn hot chilli Smooth tender chunks filled with chilli beans filled with mamma's hot bastard bacon bits And drizled with just the right amount of thick savery sauce Drippin with noodle nuggets and Texas onions mmmm mmmmm thats hot, god damn hot! Ask for it by name Thanx fellas, alright yo were back My next guest pioneerd the sound of rap He's come a long way from the LBC Please welcome Snoop D-O double G Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane It's the big dogg yo fuckin wit the insane Clown, get down nigga I represent the town Hey yo Violent J lets go half on this pound I stay gangsta lay fine, I drop the bomb They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm So any dick that seem to disagree with me Step up and watch your motha fuckin ass meet the fee Snoop, what?, you got platnem on your wall Where all the fools starin scratch there balls They wanna be like you, they wanna try ta steal your flows Yo, why is that so? It's like everywere I look, and everywere I go Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow But I don't pay 'em no attention oh should I mention I'm all about the money and riddin in cars with suspension Bounce makin on the corners smokin dope Smokin that weed hangin out with my lopes Folks don't give a fuck about nothin at all Thats why I'm known to the world as big motha fuckin Snoop Dogg, nigga Snoop Dogg everybody Now we gotta bring a close to our party Thanx Violent J my lope And thank you Snoop for that bag of smoke Join us next time for the show We'll have that one bitch from Letters To Cleo Thats it for now, I'm out this bitch Hey yo gangsta fun, show 'em how ya got rich!