The Headless Boogie Lyrics

It's Friday night, dark, scary 
Lonely, walking through the park, cemetery 
And its foggy, cold and smoggy 
Hear a dog, a howling doggy 
I'm scared, should of brung the shotgun 
Should of, would of, but I ain't got one 
So I watch my back, and what's that 
The caretaker, a dirty old hunchback 
Better run, hide, quick, fast 
He's coming for my ass with a shovel 
No where to run, nore to hide but the grave bit 
So I dove in, I did the dumb shit 
Took a fall, deeper than six foot 
Down the stairs, hit a floor and through a door 
Into a whole new world of stiffs 
Bodies, heads, and sexy little dead chicks 
Club lights, sounds, bass 
DJs spinnin with maggots on they face 
And what I saw next then really took me 
Uh, they did the headless boogie 

Hey yo, I heard that you died 
Fuck that, it's time to get live 
Dead bodies let's all take a ride 
Lean to the left and slide (the headless boogie) 
Hey yo, I heard that you died 
Fuck that, it's time to get live 
Dead bodies let's all take a ride 
Lean to the left and slide (the headless boogie) 

"Oh yeah, we dug up the finest 
Bitches in the graveyard 
So come on down 
And if you ain't come to get your funk out 
Then get the fuck out, bitch" 

They all stand straight and swing to the side 
No heads, but they feet still glide 
Take a step back, twist and dive 
I even seen Kurt Cobain get live (blam!) 
No heads, but they all funky 
And drunk, drinking old Spunky 
Don't be shy, everyone's able 
Hit the floor, leave your nugget on the table 
And kick-step, and when you do kicks off 
If you're dead, your legs might fall off 
The whole time I can't believe 
I can't conceive, I don't wanna leave 
I'm kicking into a freak with no head 
No face, but the rest is straight 
She's with it, I hit it like a G 
Her back fell off, eww, excuse me 
Zombies, mummies, and Frankenstein 
Drinkin 'cisco disco dead wine 
Dead stiffs coming through the door 
Head, speakers, and limbs on the floor 
I'm getting drunk, I wanna be down, what's up 
I wanna be the headless clown 
They pulled out the jigsaw and got raw 
And that ended it all, I did the headless boogie 

Hey yo, I heard that you died 
Fuck that, it's time to get live 
Dead bodies let's all take a ride 
Lean to the left and slide (the headless boogie) 
Hey yo, I heard that you died 
Fuck that, it's time to get live 
Dead bodies let's all take a ride 
Lean to the left and slide (the headless boogie) 

"Hey yo, fuck that voodoo moshing, bitch 
You come and freak it with the real dead juggalos 
So come on by and we'll cut your nugget off 
So you get grave dancing!!!" 

Hey yo, I heard that you died 
Fuck that, it's time to get live 
Dead bodies let's all take a ride 
Lean to the left and slide (the headless boogie) 
Hey yo, I heard that you died 
Fuck that, it's time to get live 
Dead bodies let's all take a ride 
Lean to the left and slide (the headless boogie) 
Hey yo, I heard that you died 
Fuck that, it's time to get live 
Dead bodies let's all take a ride 
Lean to the left and slide (the headless boogie) 
Hey yo, I heard that you died 
Fuck that, it's time to get live 
Dead bodies let's all take a ride 
Lean to the left and slide (the headless boogie)