FAT SWEATY BETTY Lyrics

Fat Sweaty Betty you bitch ain't nuthin new Her ma used to baby sit me back when we was 2 We'd go to the playground and to the skating rink And we'd go under the bleachers and she'd let me hit the stank Well ah, she moved across town and never came back Until the other day I seen her at the Chicken Shack She said her name was Betty I can't believe the shit The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty beitch She said hey J tell me how you been She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin I told her, hold still and flicked it off her face And said "Betty oh Betty what ya say we leave this place?" I took her back to the crib and hit it all night I let my fingers rub across the rippled cellulite Oooooh it was nasty, but I don't let it bother me She rolled over and fucken knocked the wind outta me I couldn't breath she wouldn't stop I'm almost dead I took the lamp and bust it on her fucken head We got dressed I gave her a little kiss good-bye Fat Sweaty Betty, my fat sweaty pumpkin pie Fat Sweaty Betty Tell me when your ready (2x) The big fat flop of shit people call Betty Lots of fat on her back her neck, Sweaty Boogers runnin out her noes and over hung lips Can't tell the difference from her titties to her hips But fuck all that cuz I wanna see the neden I wanna see the cat that cheesy, cheesy, chin Rode my bike to her house, hey yo Betty let me in I'm packin some snack cakes, bitch let me in I can hear her commin down the stairs She opened up the door in her mutha fucken underwear's Eew, shit fuck that I'm turnen back But then the door shut and she goin for the cake snack I said relax hoe, I'm hear on business You can have the candy, first you gotta wait a bit I need a favor, come on Betty drop them drawers Ahhhh, I knew it, Betty hair balls Oh, no here come that ass From the top of the dresser with the Yokozuna Splash I wish I never came Oh boy do I wish She Fat Sweaty Betty The Sweaty Fat Bitch Fat Sweaty Betty Tell me when your ready