Dead Body Man Lyrics

"This is a Channel 7 news breif because the news is happening now." 
"Hello, Morque Perkins reporting. Our top story tonight, police and 
investigators are still trying to figure out how and why somebody 
stole 4 dead bodies from the Wayne County morgue late Monday night. 
Police say, the apparent body theif entered through the basement 
window, but how he alluded the security and alarm system is still a 
mystery. But what we at Channel 7 are wondering, what kind of sick 
fuck would steal 4 dead bodies anyway? Details at 11." 

Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street 
Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least 
I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn 
I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn 
Drag em in the house, throw em in the oven 
Wicked clown lovin that dead body gloven 
Tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried 
I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied 
I just ate my first dead body last week 
Still gots the finger nail caught in my teeth 
Before you start yelling and cursing my name 
Remember something's wrong with my brain, insane 
Second I was born, doctor threw me 'gainst the wall 
Kicked open the door and he whipped me down the hall 
I'm sliding and I'm bouncing off shit like a hockey puck 
And my mother's like "What the fuck?!" 
He said I was born of an alien race 
Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face 
But I'm not a martian, you wouldn't understand 
I'm just the dead body man 

"We got bodies, dead bodies 
We got fat ones, skinny ones 
Males, females, hermaphrodites 
We got somebodies, we got nobodies 
Bodies, bodies, bodies, woo!" 

Dead bodies, dead bodies in the back of my van 
All the little kiddies love the dead body man 
I drive through my neighborhood ringing my bell 
Some people run cuz they don't like the smell 
Others line up just as quick as they can 
To try and catch a glimpse of the dead body man 
It's all good, if you can stand the funk, but ah 
Just don't look in the trunk 
I drive down Central kickin the bass 
Chillin with my freaks and I'm picked her face 
Maggots and bugs like to crawl on her head 
Cuz my bitch is dead, I'd rather that instead 
Than a ho you can't trust, always diggin a nut 
A dead body bitch learns to keep her mouth shut 
Riding in the back is my dead body crew 
Only they can never think of nothing to do 
If you think I'm sick take a look at yourself 
You got dead deer heads up on your shelf 
On your key chain is a little baby rabbit's hand 
I'm just the dead body man 

"We also collect dead bodies 
So, if you know any dead people 
Or you yourself are planning on dying soon 
We'll be happy to come to your house 
And pay cash for it 
We appreciate good healthy stiff 
For our dinner 
Woohoo!" 

Call me the dead body man (some one give em to me) 
Call me the dead body man (just sell em to me) 
Call me the dead body man (you can mail em to me) 
Call me the dead body man (br-bring em to me) 
Call me the dead body man (won't ya give em to me) 
Call me the dead body man (just sell em to me) 
Call me the dead body man (just mail em to me) 
Call me the dead body man (br-bring em to me) 
Call me the dead body man (you can give em to me) 
Call me the dead body man (you can sell em to me) 
Call me the dead body man (won't ya mail em to me) 
Call me the dead body man (you can bring em to me) 
Call me the dead body man, call me the dead body man