Genitals Are Funny Lyrics

There are some things in nature like 
giffafes when they're having sex that are so funny, it's plain 
to see. 
Some people take offence but my friend Darwin 
agrees with me that god has no might 
and science is right. 
And we're supposedly on top of the evolutionary scale 
most things seem to have them from an insect to a whale. 
Genitals are funny, they're so funny. 
Some people of the moral christian right 
they fail to see the joke when adam and eve 
removed their fig leaves. 
The holocaust would have turned out incredibly 
differently if on that dark night Hitler was 
pantsed on sight. 
And if you can't understand or read the humour in 
what I just wrote why don't you take a long hard look 
at some testes or a scrote (um) 
Genitals are funny, they're so funny. 
---Middle bit--- 
Some folk amusement from the telling 
of sexest jokes, they think they're a clown 
while they put people down. 
Why is it that what we're born with is percieved 
as awfully crude, would anything be rude if 
we were always nude. 
It's the great equaliser, it renders us the same 
and there's nothing quite as humorous as 
pushing up the brain. 
Genitals are funny, they're so funny (*4)