Instant Club Hit Lyrics

    "Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance to Anything)"
       By the Dead Milkmen from Bucky Felinni

 She'll dance to anything 
 You'll dance to anything 
  
 Okay, look at you 
 Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux 
 How long did it take to get that way 
 What a terrible waste of energy 
 You wear black clothes say you're poetic 
 The sad truth is you're just pathetic 
 Get into the groove get out of my way 
 I came here to drink not to get laid 
 So why don't you just go on home 
 If you want to moan you'll have to moan alone 
  
 You'll dance to anything... 
 You'll dance to anything... 
  
 Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual 
 Cause you're just another born bisexual 
 ("I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party") 
 Blow it out your hair cause you work at Hardees 
 80 pounds of make up on your art school skin 
 80 points of I.Q. located within 
 Know what you are?  You're a bunch of ... 
   Artfags!  Artfags! 
 Choke on this you dance-a-teria types! 
  
 You'll dance to anything by the Communards 
 You'll dance to anything by Book of Love 
 You'll dance to anything by The Smiths 
 You'll dance to anything by De-peche Mode 
 You'll dance to anything by Public Image Limited 
 You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth 
 You'll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid Europeans who come over 
 here with their big hairdos bent on taking OUR money instead of giving 
 your cash, where it belongs, to a decent American artist like myself! 
 You'll dance to anythIng!