Anonymous #2 - After I Tripped Over The Ottoman Lyrics

        Take it, boys.

        Yeah, my sister's really movin' up in the world.  
        She dates a full-blown professor!  Goes by the name 
        of Professor Griff.  He's a great guy; he's a good 
        ol' boy, that wild ol' Professor Griff.  I think 
        that he's a history professor.  The other day, he 
        told me the wildest story about the history of 
        jewelry.

        Anyway, come nightfall, we all love to sit on the 
        porch, an' Sis plays the banjo, I play the jug, an' 
        Professor Griff breaks out his Jew's harp and just 
        flails away.  God, I love that guy!