Anonymous #1 - After Methodist Coloring Book Lyrics

        Now, you talk about that Bohagus boy.  You know him, 
        Billy Bohagus?  They found him last week out behind 
        the barn with his math teacher, his Scout leader, 
        and the local minister, and that boy had the nerve 
        to say that it was part of a biology project.  We 
        killed him; had no other choice.