Mr Wrong Lyrics

MR. WRONG

Well, meet me by the river that goes nowhere
Let me lay my sorry trip on you
Won't you meet me by the river, little darlin'
I might just let you see my bad tattoo

Well I was gonna bring you flowers, but I didn't
It's the thought that counts and I think I'm a bit too broke
But there's some change in my ashtray--maybe just enough to pay
For a half pint of somethin', probably make us choke

CHORUS:
Well you know I'd rather not go and meet your family
They'd probably send me back where I belong
Don't want to hear about Mr. Right
'Cause he's out of town tonight
Baby come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong

I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler
And a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough
And baby if you like to read, I've got some great pornography
And a ten pound flashlight rolling in the trunk

CHORUS

Now, do you have a girlfriend and does she look as good as you?
Would she like to meet my brother?
He'll be out of jail in a month or two

CHORUS

Where I come from they call me Mr. Wrong

I don't know if this helps or not.  Have you seen Cracker in concert?  
They came to Bloomington about a year ago and they were great!  David 
Lowery just cracks me up.  Plus, they sang Mr. Wrong...What a great night!