When Big Joan Sets Up Lyrics

Hoy hoy When Big Joan comes out 
Her arms are too small 
Her head like uh ball 
She tied off her horse 
'n galloped off into the moonbeams 
She pulled up her blouse 
n' compared her navel to the moon
I dig my life for uh while 
Whin Big Joan sets up 
Her hands are too small 
She's too fat t' go out in the daylight 
So she rolls around allnight 
I'm just sorta thread 
With uh drooped body 
I'll set up with uh Big Joan 
I'm too fat t' go out In the daylight
I'll stay up all night 
I won't droop if you 
Won't talk about your 
Hands bein' too small 
You know something's happenin'
Or you wouldn't of come out like yuh did 
She ain't built for goin' naked 
So she can't wear any new clothes 
Or go t' the beach 
They laugh at her body 
Cause her hands are too small
When Big Joan sits up her hands are too small 
She's outa reach
 Uh turquoise scarf 'n uh sleeve 
Rolled up over uh Merc Montclair 
I'll sit up with yuh Big Joan 
I'm too fat to go out in the daytime 
I'll stay up all night 
If yuh promise not t' talk 
About yer hands bein' too small 
Hoy hoy is she uh boy?