Take off your pants,
Dad,
Your penis is the biggest thing,
my butts ever ‘ad,
and I know,
it feels so good...
shut your face uncle fucker..!


IF you want to get kinda fancy then do this,

Riff 1 X3
Then

G--------------------------
D--------------------------
A---3----3----33----3------
E-----3----3----33----3-5-7

Riff 2 X6
Then in the uncle bit
Play a C triad

This is the correct TAB as mark is one of my old high school mates,
And he taught me it,
If you ever meet him say hi from Tom .C. me,
Thanks Tom