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Happy Holidays You Bastard Guitar Tablature
This is the song in the new album "Take off your pants and Jacket"
and here is how i beleive its played.

E|------------------------------------------------------------------
B|--------------------------There is no pause here------------------
G|------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---------------------------------------
D|------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4----------4-4-4-4-4--------------------
A|------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----------4-4-4-4-4--------------------
E|-------------------------------------2-2-2-2-2--------------------

Its Christmas Eve and i've only Wraped 2 ***in' Presents
    Its labor day and my grandpa ..... 7 ***in' Hotdogs

E|------------------------------------------------------------------
B|--------------------------There is no pause here------------------
G|------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---------------------------------------
D|------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4----------4-4-4-4-4--------------------
A|------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----------4-4-4-4-4--------------------
E|-------------------------------------2-2-2-2-2--------------------

Its Christmas Eve and i've only Wraped 2 ***in' Presents
    Its labor day and my grandpa ..... 7 ***in' Hotdogs

E|------------------------------------------------------------------
B|-------------------Play the chords right above the word-----------
G|------------------------------------------------------------------
D|------6----6----6-----------------2----2----2-2-2-2---------------
A|------6----6----6-----------------2----2----2-2-2-2---------------
E|------4----4----4-----------------0----0----0-0-0-0---------------

And I hate hate hate your guts, I hate hate hate your guts and
And he *** *** *** his pants he's always ***in' ***in' his pants and
                                            
                               
CHORUS!!!!

E|------------------------------------------------------------------
B|------------------------------------------------------------------
G|-4-4-4-4------------------Stop the Ring---------------------------
D|-4-4-4-4---4-4-4-4---------2--------------------------------------
A|-2-2-2-2---4-4-4-4---------2--------------------------------------
E|-----------2-2-2-2---------0--------------------------------------

   I'l never talk to you again   Unless your Dad will suck me  Off

E|------------------------------------------------------------------
B|------------------------------------------------------------------
G|-4-4-4-4----------------------------------------------------------
D|-4-4-4-4---4-4-4-4---------2--------------------------------------
A|-2-2-2-2---4-4-4-4---------2--x8----------------------------------
E|-----------2-2-2-2---------0--------------------------------------

   I'l never talk to you again   Unless your Mom will touch my cock

E|------------------------------------------------------------------
B|------------------------------------------------------------------
G|-4-4-4-4----------------------------------------------------------
D|-4-4-4-4---4-4-4-4---------2--------------------------------------
A|-2-2-2-2---4-4-4-4---------2--x8----------------------------------
E|-----------2-2-2-2---------0--------------------------------------

   I'l never talk to you again   Ejaculate into a sock

E|------------------------------------------------------------------
B|------------------------------------------------------------------
G|-4-4-4-4--------------------------------------2nd time-only-4-----
D|-4-4-4-4---4-4-4-4---------2-------4------------------------4-----
A|-2-2-2-2---4-4-4-4---------2--x4---4--x4--------------------2-----
E|-----------2-2-2-2---------0-------2------------------------------

   I'l never talk to you again      I'l never talk to you again

Do the same thing for the next 2 verses except with diffrent words
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