The Spastic Song

Tuning : Standard.

Hi, if you are checking this tab out, please take few moments and remember why you are here, this is a dedication to Lee Stubbs.
If you want to play this song in a more Bloodhound Gang kind of way then just thrap out some power chords and some palm muting, convert the notes as following for a more heavier approach:

   A5      C       E5       G 
e-------------------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------------------
G-------------------------------------------------------
D--5-------8--------2-------4---------------------------
A--5-—-----8--------2-------4---------------------------
E--3-------6--------0-------2---------------------------

Okay, so here we go…

Acoustic Melody:

Am	            C
There was once a boy named lee

E	          G
He sat upon the apple tree

Am	     C
He was not very happy,

E		G
Until he saw his friend Jamie,

Am		           C
Jamie was a boy who had fought lee Stubbs

E			     G
They became best friends and went behind a bush

Am		 C
They laugh and play all *** day

E	       G
Until they both go home,

Am	         C
Now Lee went to the store,

E	               G
He offered ten pound to a whore

Am		    C
But he bought some sweets instead,

E		     G
And he passed out afterwards dead,

Am	        C
You see Lee had ate an E,

E	         G
In his bag of fizzy sweets,

Am	   C
Now he’s got a face,

E	       G
Poking out of his face,

Am		C
He’s got two heads that don’t shut up,

E			G
And he hasn’t got a cock; he’s got a muff,

Am	C
Oh Yeah!

Blues Lick To Fade:
e-8---------------------------------------
B---11-8------8----11--8------------------
G--------10-8-------------10-8---8-10-8b10
D------------------------------9----------
A---—-------------------------------------
E-----------------------------------------

e--8----------------------------------------
B----11-8------11-8-11-8-11-8-11------------
G---------10-8-------------------10b-10b-10b
D-------------------------------------------
A---—---------------------------------------
E-------------------------------------------

e--------------------------
B--------------------------
G-8------------------------
D---10-8-------------------
A---—----10-8--------------
E-----------------8--------